Bad_At_Names 35 / M
"Hi, I'm bad at names. If dumb jokes are your thing, look no further."
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
 
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Bad_At_Names 35/M
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Introduction
Looking foremost for humans, not bots or spammers. Bad grammar is a red flag. Check out my blog post for a real intro (edit: just realized blogs aren't easy to reach on the app, will have to relocate the info here). The short of it is I'm just looking to have fun. Fun can mean dinner and drinks, nsa hookup, or whatever else. As long as it's a good time it doesn't have to be anything in particular.

My Ideal Person I'm not looking for much older women, sorry. If you're in great shape I'm open, but over 50 is unlikely to be what I'm looking for.

Ideally I'd like somebody roughly around my age. Younger is fine, but too much younger can make it harder for things to click.

I also don't have couples listed because I think that's more complicated territory I'm not sure I'm willing to wade into. Cuckold fantasy might be okay. Open relationship/side dating might be okay. Bisexual experimentation is definitely not something I'm looking for.

Information
  • 35 / male
  • Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: January 1, 1984
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Prefer not to say
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Mechanic
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English, German
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair?
Hair Length: Bald
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Either