Articles by bendoon1

bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/15/2019

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine . A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine are able to fit


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/9/2019

A of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was the teacher insisted on no baby talk. "You need to use 'big people' words, &qu


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/8/2019

A drunken Irishman is driving through the city of Dublin and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So, " says the cop to the driver, "where have you bee


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/8/2019

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could him a £200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have an £80, 000 mortgage on the house, and you w


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/7/2019

Just pissed off the yoga instructor when she told the class to "holler out your favorite position!"... I yelled, "ANAL!"...


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/7/2019

I met a beautiful girl and we were getting on great until I asked her out for a drink and she stormed off. I'm beginning to think that every woman you meet at AA is a lesbian...


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/6/2019

A fledgling journalist has been sent out to an interview an elderly lady for the local rag, she has just turned 104 and still lives at home. The journo scribbles down the old lady's life story in


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/5/2019

I was sat in a bar with my wife last night. She looked at me and said, "Why are you staring at that blonde woman with the big tits sitting over there?" "You're crazy! !I didn'


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/4/2019

Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!" <br><br> 90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of e


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   9/2/2019

Dave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made hi


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
To The Point   9/1/2019

A woman whose was hospitalised in a US tornado told ITV News "God would make her better." Presumably, 's a different God from the one almost killed her with a tornado....


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
Even More Humour   9/1/2019

There was a local family whose was frankly very overweight and unattractive. I remember one day her mom came into school and spoke during assembly explaining she could no longer stand the bullying


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/31/2019

There was a knock on the door and on answering it discovered a Policeman holding a photo of my wife . He asked "Is this your wife sir"? to which I replied yes . He said "It looks like s


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/31/2019

Fuck I remember the days when I was a you could go into a shop with £1 and come out with 2 tins of coke, a wham bar, a bag of crisps and 2 magnums.... Now , Fuckin CCTV everywhere.


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/27/2019

A is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her walks in. “, where do babies come from?” The thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get m


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
more humour   8/26/2019

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm looking for to unlock my phone....


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/26/2019

One the first teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her . She came to the part of the story where the first was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
more humour   8/24/2019

In a recent survey 100 women were asked what shower soap they preferred . 99 percent of the women replied "Get out of the shower you pervert"


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/24/2019

I came home from the pub last night and the wife said to me "What time do you call this"? 56 years of age and still cant tell the time ....


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/20/2019

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short Bob, the homeowner,


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/17/2019

An 80-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'George, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at pea


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/17/2019

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a t


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
Humour   8/15/2019

“Doc, I think has VD, ” a patient told his urologist on the phone, “The woman he’s screwed is our maid.” “Okay, don’t be hard on him. He’s just a lad , ” the medic soothed, “G


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
More Humour   8/10/2019

HOW DID THE 7 DWARVES GET THEIR NAMES? Miss Snow White was a randy cow, And desperate for a f**k, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
Humour   8/10/2019

My german girlfriend likes to my sexual performances on a scale of 1-. Last night we tried anal. She kept yelling 9. That's the best I've ever done....


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
Police   8/10/2019

Police are now trialing portable on-the-spot DNA testing machines for use crime scenes. <br><br> A Police spokesman said "It's a great bit of kit, we are now able to tamper with


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bendoon1 62 M
25  Articles‚ Score 9.3
Humour   8/10/2019

3 Irishmen in a bar. Murphy says "My local's better than this. In my local, you 2 drinks and the 3rd's free" Mick says, "Well in my local you 1 drink you get the 2nd free&quo


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