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~Be patient ~
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 4:55 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 5:54 pm
I am shy & sassy

Sweet & Scary
~Sanctified & Sassy~Sacred & Submissive~Sweet & Shy~Secure & Sensational ~Serious & Savage~
~ im exactly that

a real woman

"eYe cant pretend" be anything more than a cool lady of London"
im proud even If I have be the woman on the planet loves her
London heritage

fine ~
Lord make sure path is Clear please ~
im in the mood for
Mr Perfectly Trained Strictly Disciplined ~

im already fragile & delicate

no room for
choosialities of {seyalities}

"there are Cocks Suck & Ladies need Shagging
New Friends
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 10:06 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 3:13 pm
the need for new friends
drastically or at some point ~

~all the ladies I once knew are perpetually in a state of motherhood or pregnancy {& what makes it WORSE~ a neighbour admitted to me she had her last because she didnt want to work ~

eeerr what ~ Dear Lovely Boris cut benefit now to 2 max ~
~ dear bitches those days are over

yeah oh dear the plight of the ugly lady with brains & qualified yet overly qualified ill with frustrating ailments which those of modern medicinal magic have yet to find a cure ~

" it annoys me when ladies try to be like me"

never do they think ~ I did my homework ~ why im on my cloud9 ~ capish~

there must be another lady of London
Lady of Life
in London
they all cant be unpatriotic jealous felines or maybe
are they

I dont get it

or maybe
you know I may be lady around Britain on her own ~

Dear Great English Men

if you see me on my own ~
know this
im alone
I'm not looking for another baby
i'm not a {isolated case for concern}

just know ~ I am a lady who has
out grown the realm of perpetual fucktardary seems to bless those who have never heard of Life outside London {then again} personally I wouldnt want to taint the countryside

even me im like

been around England scotland & wales & i'm like
save Britain keep it clean tidy ~ no riff raff I certainly do not wish to bring
miss Litter bitter & her unethical brood to accidently contaminate a rock pool ~

rock pools are delicate too ~ like clean vagina full of life {dont touch it with dirty fingers}

sacred thoughts

im not going carnival whilst my overies are pouring oxygenated red coloured cells of life ~ from my fanny ~ & walking {nope} And I really wanted to go this year I wanted to March again to the drums ~ xxx Warrior Fairy Soldier of light ~ xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

my fantasy never come true

irony ~

well to the strong men of Britain
if you see me just know ~ im

a lady alone
I may have everything with me including my kitchen sink
you may hear me snoring in my tent or on my sun lounger ~ listen ~

im a woman dont shoo*t me ~

just make a fire thats the only thing I cant do ~

or you could just walk past & leave me
im just an alone lady being a pagan nerding round the country

~oh yes & may I remind you ~ I like having a black face & negroid hair } xx

so if I make no effort in looking like Caucasoid ~please tell the lady your with that ~
I will never be in the mood for some miserable jealous woman taking the piss with me or off me ~ just because im beautifully coping as a lady alone
my way ~ im 41 had enough im not a lesbian tell your lady to be polite
woman of the west to woman of the west polite as we are or
just ramble on up stream down stream away from
me myself & eYe & I ~

I do however ~

listen dear mad soldiers ready to thrill at the blink of an smile which you have never seen before

"Peace" I have breast fuck me up yes ~ just dont k*ill me ~
I will only loose the fight with you out of respect ~ "

if your a neo nazi thinking you can take over stone henge {im coming for you}
Black Witch - not the same as the black bitch
~know this ~ I will fuck you up ~ like its My Birthday & remove you hhmmkay ~
no ghost face emo man in frills can scare me & your crazy looking ghost girlfriend yuck needle beast ~ lands end you need to be at JUMP {prove the world wrong white men can jump}

anyway ~

I think I have made my mind up ~

im definately a solitary Witch

wondering Britain correcting every daisy I see with a crocked stem ~ xx
shame irony ahwell
Posted:Aug 25, 2019 3:00 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 8:12 am
Irony ~~ older men looking for ladies {like us mature ladies are not qualified in being a woman for you {flop pricks on Viagra ~~ cool ~~ i'm no medical student or in need of a adult figure calling him pappi ~ I have no time for some geriatric penis flopping in my vagina i'm not trained to look for no pulse & all I know is nine nine da phuck nine if so be the case ~~ I want my own Tom Berrenger Bear Grylls DeadPOOL man alive ~~ all you have to do is shut up sit down shoot to Thrill & eat my damn home made urban Pizza ~~ hhmmkay & do all the other things in life I cant do ~~ other than ~~I personally do not wish entertain unfantasy encounters ~

im 1000% woman in need off 1000000% Man
everyone knows
Posted:Aug 24, 2019 8:38 am
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2019 11:15 am
i'm all alone
socially embaressing now ~
but its ok

it could havee beeen worse

im greatful

men may not find me 1000% desirable as im a mature lady RamboMilf former young person Now
legitimately owning Vanity like its not a Sin

~yes im greatful

I Know if i were born anywhere else id be ~

a lashed up female being looking like a Hawaiian BBQ ~
yes the sun is shining in my neighbourhood

my skirt is short & sassy
& im
making something again like I always do

my trademark emblem of my devotional discipline of the Craft ~ & all its enchanted tatva's aka Levels or wavelengths ~

my bedroom hot like a sauna
{no reason to be annoyed with the Green Man {nope} when its freezing during winter ~ hold on to the thoughts of warm summers that gets you through the seasons ~ xxxx

Cushions Oxygen Comforts Keepsakes = my definatition of COCK

~im too ugly now ~ im just going to capture whats left of me ~

& socialize on Social media ~
capture whats left of my face body & brain

im fine ~ Im just a lady with

I just wish tto have new
clear adventures
my fear bubble I do not wish to burst it

theres is lots of things id like to do now ~

I have
no company

so im just going to HanSolo
my days journey time & skills ~
im Lady Bear Grylls {hidding my skill}
living in my imaginary yet quite real to a degree im only lacking confidence again } world ~
DeadPools my Husband ~}
Anthony Middletons my mentor
Boris Johnson is Pprime Minister ~
Jason Fox {well -he can check my pulse & punc*h me in the face anyday mate what ever time you say Mr Foxy
Ollie big hugs later
& the list is long

im not complaining ~ I just by now I would have had a nice Warriorattic Lover like no other ~ its a shame
the last 23 years ~I at times held a hope in those I once knew without realising the faith in the {ship} of trust amongst buddies was not as reciprocal as one had thought ~ "

& & &&&&
& all the !~ands in the world later!


yes ~ I have the biggest car I have ever owned & Love its like myMilf Version of the Millennium Falcon {to me}
my Milf Mobile ~
tank full of Petrol & no dick no cock no thelma or lousie
no pre booked booked adventure
no trip to the beach
{I think after 23 years alone ~ shame sort off like I cant bring my whole home with me ~ I can bring this & that plus the sink ~
and then


I just wish i knew a lady who had $#!T like me ~ fucking hell lets go but I dont
for some reason they develope a form of resentment towrds me ~

or some form of thievery which i personally may not recover from or some form of malicious jealous scorn over something ~ its weird ~
I can say my


is so real because experience has taught me

who I should feel safe around now
being the type of woman I am now ~
I just wish to be perfect for Mr Brutally Brave Chap ~ x~ my knight in champion amour

roof top crows ~ & nobody knows ~ x

im so snuggly loud & silent

im so traditionally futurist its smittenable just going to steam punk this emotional like the Skilled Bat$#!T illustrious Bitch ~

I can feel the temperature rising

I wish I knew a man
who wanted to know me ~either you would
fuck my brains ~ plan a trip to an inclusive holiday resort or sun lounge the Great BRITISH SUMMER ~ xxx

I cant help anyone if im not forfilled ~ I can do everything currently ustomising a bag as the ones online are made fromt he same material & im not deathly Gothic
im enchanted earth Gothic grunge magika ~ {hope that makes sense} so ~ not everything is black ~ sometimes things are purple with black red with black blue with black gold with black yellow with black green with black orange with black pink with black & all 50 shades of Grey with black too ~

im the earth elegance lady enchanted Gothic Grunge ambiant realm Fairy Queen of the hidden underworld of sanctified submission to the Horned Lord Green Man of the brightest Land ~x

yes ~ this bag is amazing & im that lady ~ I know of a lady who is so skilled in making stuff ~ & her husband big fat sturdy hench built like the strongest man type of man ~ & i LOVE THE WAY
SHE JUST IS SO SKILLED SHE JUST MAKES THINGS AS YOU DO LADY CRAFT ~ & ~{caps lock curse} & its just cute ~ the {oohh I made this & that moments}

& And now im that lady~ & its like ~

I have the tools the I can make I can & do ~ buts its nice that I RECOGNISE IT IN ME

its like aahh hidden cute momets ~ no witnesses but hey yeah ~
im that lady ~ i shall maeka better effort next year ~ I shall camp ~ I shall Glamp
I shall use hotells stay on the road
vist play smile walk squawk
if I ever meet a Lone Warrior

Lord im telling you Know

stop my overies hault them I want to have sex with him ~

I dont give a shit ~

I wish to have sex with Mr Great Britain
whereever he wishes me to have sex with him & be of Illustrious Service ~
my only duty in life is to
follow his
Prime Directives
Serve his Phallic Lust
Protect my innocence

Uphold being his Phallic
RamBo Milf Veteran ~ of The Sexy Realm ~
Posted:Aug 23, 2019 3:34 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 2:49 am

Expandable Tummy
I do have Great days
Posted:Aug 22, 2019 1:06 pm
Last Updated:Aug 24, 2019 4:39 pm
Solitary & Smiling
eYe luv eWe
Posted:Aug 22, 2019 6:51 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2019 8:26 am
men of the west ~

I wouldnt swap your principles for nothing other than a Futuristic Greater Version than you all over again
im watching
Posted:Aug 22, 2019 6:18 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2019 12:58 pm
from Cloud 9

over my City with pity

London should be like Japan

going to the future

not backwards to accommodate bacwardTardary
had an
Posted:Aug 21, 2019 11:28 am
Last Updated:Aug 22, 2019 1:13 am
amazing day today


I hope I meet a Mr Great Knight of the Land at the best Halloween party this year~
I do spend my days making & customising my accessories & I know this Halloween is ~ xx ~its a Greatness special ~ & id like to think
the Warriors of the Land the Knights the Masters of their Kingdoms ~ x will be happy ~x throughout the Dark seasons of our years & also filled with warmth ~

Sage & Rage ~ at peace on a new Page of Herstory & History ~ x
this Tale will be the new
mystery or My-Story with a desire to be part of HiStory

~xx enchanted tales
only manifest from the enchanted Lands~ x

enchanted England
the Sacred Queendom
& the Mighty Kingdom ~ x
I had a Lovely day today ~ xxx

Milferella ~X~ I shall be wondering around from every venue throughout the town ~x~

the wondering Mere Madusa Lady with the Stare the tame yet wild witch with the bob marley like hair
her over there
Looking darkly elegant & fair

as she just walks away ~ for another year & a day ~

keeping the faith whilst wearing lace with her amazing gRace
Banned From Twitter for 6 days ~
Posted:Aug 20, 2019 7:16 am
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 2:36 am

do men who dress up as woman think they know about how I should think and feel

fuck off you specimen of man you dont get to tell me

who to like
who to admire
and who to fuck
and if your dressing up as a woman
to conquer the western woman
in the name of whatever-da-fuckyouidentify as ~~

then I will treat like the
jealous scathing identity&hormone stealing cretting you are ~~
dont think for one second my historic slavery to the Green Man is anything to do with you Last time I checked ~~ you still are not me ~~
I dont care if you want to hold on to your mums vagina & wear her dresses ~~

you arse is not the Heshe wannabe for me

I dont have to like you just because you have learnt to walk in heels ~~
I have equal opportunities to not to like you in the name your not the personality & of masculine persona I wish to know ~~ let alone be responsible as a real woman bringing such being into the world
who da phuck are you to jump in my face & tell me how to feel you
wish you were me ~~

men woman drag arse being with glitter ~~ your the threat along with every rass on this planet in the forms of different variations of the threat you are to me ~~

Posted:Aug 17, 2019 5:03 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2019 3:18 pm

It's not like I dont see lovely things when the moon is Up

A memory of something
Negatively Positive
Posted:Aug 17, 2019 12:18 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2019 6:51 am
In between Happy and Sad = Sappy~
When your perpetually Sappy one has to just feel greatfull I can at least be "Appy" neither
Sappy or Suicidal = Replace the company of a Lover or just Man in general with playful Apps ...negatively positive..invent a new emotion for this mood.
im done ~ sitting back watching
Posted:Aug 16, 2019 10:53 pm
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2019 4:00 pm
~~sometimes I read things & I realise ~~ Phuck it ~~ there is not enough men anyway ~~ fuck off ~~ I almost infact I dont want you anymore ~~since your so scarce & in great demand ~~ "Fuck off" ~~ all Im saying is ~~ any over confident dry faced headlice urban trailer trash or any{ting} casper faced female any neemoil glad rag or bald decepticon in weave irritates me ~~my elbows are ready to just clear those bitches from myface & path & as for you men ~~ ~~ the sooner the female in your life are crying for the same reason whether the world will be better or not is no longer my concern ~~ may the pain & upsets of ladies follow you until you expire

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