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Posted:Jul 29, 2021 10:11 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2021 10:12 am
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Life is funny. Even though there's millions of people out there, a vast majority should not be trusted, have little if any class, and are pretty much a waste of time. This place takes that rule to a whole different level. It's chock full of lowlifes, deviants and liars. No quality control whatsoever. If you're actually looking for a decent human being you'll have to be patient. They do exist, but they are very few in number. Which I guess makes finding them even more special
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I'm A Great Guy
Posted:Jul 29, 2021 7:23 am
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2021 7:29 am
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You can count on me. I care about people. I'm compassionate. I enjoy helping others. I love everybody! I help little old ladies across the street. I give to worthy charities. I mentor young people. I volunteer at food banks. Babies love me! I'm safe, real, honest, genuine, straight forward, and a standup person. I enhance, improve, sustain and facilitate positive vibes, emotions, feelings and actions. I'm stable, emotionally balanced, and a force for good. I'm the best choice, the most viable option, and the preferred plan of action. I'm educated, well spoken and a road scholar. I'm healthy, clean, disease free, and an excellent risk. Did I leave anything out?
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......
Posted:Jul 28, 2021 11:28 am
Last Updated:Jul 28, 2021 3:03 pm
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How to make the most boring website ever. Sign up as many desperate losers as you can and coerce them into paying for it. Allow people to broadcast their jack off sessions, even though this is about as interesting as watching paint dry. Encourage the most peverse, lowlife behavior to sell more memberships. Provide a way for members to communicate even though the vast majority are STALKERS. Let them contribute erotic stories, which are just the same dumbass fairy tales over and over. Keep pushing the delusion that people care about one another, even though this is totally false. Watch these people make complete assholes out of themselves, the only thing you can actually count on.
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My Friends
Posted:Jul 27, 2021 3:48 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2021 3:51 pm
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Let's see what my friends are up to today. lickmylovepump just started broadcasting. And look, he's really jackin' it. BORING! Dude, get a hobby. I know I can count on juliesbigbrownbeaver. She's always into something hot. New photo, OK. What the fuck? Damn bitch, that's nasty! Well, I got more friends. Like skankhole650. Oh great. She's fuckin a midget again. Pass. How about cum_all_over_me83? Ewwwwwwww! Take a shower you fuckin slob! There has to be something goin' on. bigdong4u just dropped a new video. And hey, he's fucking his own ass! Now that's entertainment! Margaret, get the popcorn!
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The Most Requested Feature For Adult Websites
Posted:Jul 27, 2021 3:20 pm
Last Updated:Jul 27, 2021 3:26 pm
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One of the nicest things about cell phones is when you get a call from a person or business and they have numerous complaints against them, the words 'Scam Likely' appear, telling you this mother fucker is up to something. We need that here. It would sure save us a lot of time. Imagine the hours you wasted on these phonies, only to find out that they're uber predators or mentally deranged. The words SCAM LIKELY should blink at the top of every profile deemed fake or questionable. Unfortunately though such a move would eliminate the vast majority of people.
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Covid Sex
Posted:Jul 27, 2021 1:44 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2021 11:6 am
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I just saw a profile for a couple man/woman which said 'Looking for fun as long as you're vaccinated.' Which I assume means you'll have to produce your Covid vaccination card before they'll let you cum all over the Mrs. face or get a golden shower from Mr. Vax. Well, I got news for you dummies. Vaccinated people are spreading Covid. So the idea that some dumb fucking card is going to protect you is lame.
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Farcebook
Posted:Jul 26, 2021 7:59 pm
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2021 8:02 pm
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Say hello to your online friends: juicycock732, a rock hard dick. And here's jay_gay458, a pair of glistening butt cheeks. You guys should do lunch together. It's so nice to have close friends like jizzalloveru, a towel with cum on it. And that large vagina affectionately known as eatmaipussi36. Need someone you can depend on? Then turn to ass_rider852, or cumonmyface168, both capable of watching your infant . Aah, friends. Like fister_fister53, dickswallower92, and fuckmeraw07. It's as if you've known them all your life.
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I See Fake People
Posted:Jul 26, 2021 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2021 11:6 am
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Nothing will scare fake people off quicker than the truth. Is it a surprise then that so many here are turned off by anything real or genuine? That they follow the most dishonest narratives? Fake people live behind facades and pretend to be anyone but themselves. And the key word here is pretend. This is a pretend world full of pretend people. Nothing real here. Move along.
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Dicks On Parade
Posted:Jul 24, 2021 9:54 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2021 9:56 am
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They're big, they're small, they're squat, they're tall. They squirt, they jiggle, they dance, they wiggle. Dicks on parade every day. Dicks in your face all the way. Dicks wanna go in your hole. Dicks be all in control. They make you sweaty and hot. Those dicks you like them a lot. Give you more of that beef. Like Tums it will be a relief. Dick after dick after dick. So many you can take your pick. Dicks on parade every day. And that is A-OK.
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The Cum On Your Own Face Variety Hour
Posted:Jul 24, 2021 8:03 am
Last Updated:Jul 24, 2021 8:30 am
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They're jackin'. And whackin'. A whole lot of jizzing. And whizzing. Welcome to The Cum On Your Own Face Variety Hour. Today's show is brought to you by the letter P for Perv. And the number 69. Oh look, joeylicksballs is strokin' it again. That's the seventh time this hour. Isn't it time your mom changed your sheets? And on camera 7 we have susie_eats_tang poking herself with what appears to be an alien anal probe. We'll get back to that. But it looks like ieatass754 is once again blowing the family pet. Oh I'm sorry, that's her boyfriend handsomestud420. Over on camera 12 we have a guy fucking a pocket pussy. And man is he giving her the ride of her life! Join us next time for another exciting episode of The Cum On Your Own Face Variety Hour. And don't forget to STAY HORNY. Goodnight!
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Me Love You Long Time
Posted:Jul 22, 2021 4:21 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2021 11:6 am
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Hey Joe. Got gum? Want a quickie? You come with me to hotel room and I show you big love. Me think you handsome. You got what it take. So whata ya say Joe? You want good time, fuckee suckee? Me lay on bed now. Ooooooh, you big and hard! Yes! Yes! Fuck me Joe! Oh, I feel you inside! YES! YES! FUCK ME!! We done now. You great Joe. Real man. That be 50 dollars. You tell friends back at base fuckee suckee always here. Bye Joe! Me love you long time!
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Plastic People
Posted:Jul 22, 2021 3:52 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2021 11:6 am
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Our sexual fantasies are the best pornos ever. In each and every one of them we're the lead performer and our co-stars are always smokin' hot. Nobody needs introductions or small talk to get things started. Just bare that gorgeous body of yours and wrap yourself around all the sexiest MFs you can handle. The only problem with our mental movies is they're pretty much bullshit. Gorgeous people wouldn't be caught dead here. They're negotiating modeling contracts and starring in actual pornos. Welcome to the Slightly Overweight, Often Rejected Sex Club. Where the motto is, Hey, I Could Do Worse. You may have to cut back on your expectations a bit. Because people in the real world have hangups and personality disorders. Some are neurotic, emotionally unstable, and sociopaths. This will be one interesting porno.
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I Hate When That Happens!
Posted:Jul 22, 2021 1:04 pm
Last Updated:Jul 29, 2021 11:6 am
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The random person you invited over for sex, who told you they had a rockin' bod, looks more like Jabba The Hut.
The hot chick you messaged for two weeks is ready to meet. But she's actually a dude.
The hot guy with the nice dick announces he just had it reattached after a wood chipper accident.
Your profile pics are flagged for indecent exposure.
All your flirts are marked RETURN TO SENDER.
You set up a date with someone and they ask if you can operate a bone saw.
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