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Dio's Private Mailbox
Posted:Sep 23, 2018 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 5:40 pm

This is a good place for comments, critiques of my blog, general observations or questions for me. Confidentiality is NOT guaranteed and subject to public shaming at my discretion.

Constructive critique is highly welcomed as I work to improve my writing.

If you have a question for Dio, this is a good place to privately leave it and he can it address it anonymously in his column. Don't be shy.

You're welcome.

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Vote for Me in Best Photo Contest ...
Posted:Aug 24, 2019 10:14 am
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 9:44 am
Pictures tell a story. You know, a picture is worth a thousand words. Or so they say. There is a lot of pictures on this site. Mostly ones that are stolen from other websites and then reposted like they're originals. Tineye begs to differ.

It seems the current trend is black and white photography. I like some black and white pictures, but B&W photography needs to have a focal subject in my opinion. Just some street with buildings and maybe some people milling around doesn't really cut it for me from an artistic viewpoint. Stark contrast between the subject and the background. A reason for the picture to be monochromatic.

We were designed to see color. Only black and white gets boring to me. Kind of depressing to be honest. Color adds life to our surroundings. Scientific research has found that dogs see in shades of blue, gray and yellow. They see more than just black and white and yet get so bored they just lay around and lick their balls. There's more to life than that. I hope.

Speaking of dogs, I read one avid proponent of monochromatic photography make the bold assertion, "Black and white photographs make a statement. Everything looks better in a black and white picture. You can take a picture of shit and it looks good." He/she is a highly respected photographer so I had to see for myself.

*** The pictures didn't just disappear, the site deleted them. You'll have to use your imagination. Or vote for me in the upcoming Best Shit photo contest and I'll send you the photos.

I'm not convinced.

Make that "... was a highly respected photographer."

No animals were harmed in the research for this project. It is clearly obvious from the photograph that this is a byproduct from a healthy with a hearty appetite.
Dio Outsmarts the Blogland Gremlin ....
Posted:Jul 30, 2019 5:30 pm
Last Updated:Aug 25, 2019 5:14 pm

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Let Let Let me me me know know know if if if this this this is is is readable readable readable... Don't Don't Don't judge judge judge the the the content content content...

Take Take Take that that that you you you fucking fucking fucking word word word pilfering pilfering pilfering gremlin gremlin gremlin piece piece piece of of of shit shit shit...

Dio Dio Dio

PS PS PS My My My word word word count count count is is is awesome awesome awesome...

Dio Rants ...
Posted:Jun 15, 2019 8:14 pm
Last Updated:Aug 21, 2019 2:27 am

Lately I been reeding a lot of complaints from bloggers who elude to some notion the sight is changing words, dropping letters and generally making there logs unreadable. I think their a bunch of crybabies just think there smarter then everbody else. You think because you know the proper usage of "then" and "than" than makes you smarter then me? I could care less if I dont now the difference. People are reading my blog new what trying to say, not edifying my post.

And everybody has made a "their", "there" and "they're mistake. If they haven't, than their not human. Or not trying hard enough. People are going to make errors when posting on they're blogs for god's sake. Read for context, not to prove how smart you thinks.

You think the proper usage of "site" and "sight" is going to cure cancer? This sight dont care and we shouldnt loose site of the big picture. Only loosers do . What, got a screw lose and nothing better to do? Tighten it up and life and let live.

It dont matter weather you use proper english or not. It's not going to change the whether now, is it? Add one degree or make the sun shiny? What affect does it have on your life? Does it effect you and you're's any. I think not.

I think your a bunch of winers if your complaining about this. The sight has never changed one of my posts and even if they did I woodnt complain about it. And if they are messing things up, think of it as leveling the playing field with the rest of us.
Hello, It's Me ......
Posted:Jun 13, 2019 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Jul 2, 2019 6:18 pm

Update: site is deleting comments for some reason. Welcome to the Stone Age of Technology.

Well, since the hip thing to do is post favorite song lyrics and glitches on the site steal letters and words .... two birds, one stone.

Wolf Totem
The Hu

рслан ирвээс алалдан уралдъя
Барс ирвээс байлдан уралдъя
Заан ирвээс жанчилдан уралдъя
Хүн ирвээс хүчилдэн уралдъя
Бид арслан ирвээс алалдан уралдъя
Барс ирвээс байлдан уралдъя
Заан ирвээс жанчилдан уралдъя
Хүн ирвээс хүчилдэн уралдъя
Хатгагч эрээн могой болох бол
Хангарьд болон дээгүүр нь дүүлнэ
Хүрхрэх эрээн барс болох бол
Хөх зогдорт алслан болъё

ху - ху - ху - ху...
ху - ху - ху - ху...

Өдөөд ирвээс өрсөлдөн тэмцэе
Аравт болон аянгалан ниргэе
Зуут болон зүрхэнд нь ниргэе
Мянгат болон мөргөлдөн ниргэе
Түмт болон тэнгэрээр ниргэе

ху - ху, ху - ху...
ху - ху, ху - ху...

Үерлэн ирвээс…

See if they can fuck up Mongolian.
Dio Demurely Declines a Meet
Posted:Apr 29, 2019 5:09 am
Last Updated:Jul 22, 2019 6:13 pm

It seems a blogger or three linked their favorite posts of mine to their blogs. Those links caught the eye of some new readers that asked for more of my material. To those bloggers that linked my posts, thanks for being who you are. To the readers that made the requests? Try, I shall.

One woman even asked to meet. Face to face. Fly out to me even. I don't know, that seems a little desperate to me. To fly out for, at most, a blow-n-go. And desperation turns to clinginess if you pay them any attention at all. Then it's like that sticky booger you just can't flick off your finger. Flick, stick. Flick, stick. What are you doing still sticking around here? Or in the case of the booger. Final flick, awkward apology.

Anyway, I feel bad but I know she's not my type so there's no sense in leading her on. I'm not that guy. I like my women independent. Or at least somewhat self-aware. So I'm going to do the honorable thing. I'm ghosting her right upfront. You know, an ounce of prevention being worth a pound of cure. And not end up having to file a restraining order again. Clingers are used to being ghosted anyway. So much so that you would think they'd be a little more appreciative of the thoughtfulness in sparing them the details. Ingrates.

Oh, and I found a place to live. Rent free. It ain't much, but it's free.
Tropic Thunder
Posted:Apr 21, 2019 5:35 am
Last Updated:Jul 25, 2019 11:36 am

Tropic Thunder is a movie that has a memorable line from an otherwise unmemorable film. "Never go full retard." It has come to mean never do anything to the extreme that you end up making a mockery of yourself.

Each of us have a different reaction to stimuli. If I am mocked, my typical response is to ignore it. Consider the source. Yours might be different. In my experience, ignoring the person results in a couple of things. Either the person goes away or goes unhinged. If the person is further ignored they tend to go "full retard". If you haven't seen it for yourself, it can be quite the show. If it happens in a public forum, the foot-stomper turns out making a mockery of themselves in front of the whole world. Hence, the definition of the phrase.

I think an atypical response would be to try to draw attention to something you personally found offensive in order to have others "pile on". That might work if the others follow your directive but in the event that nobody really cares, you again, look foolish. You did this to yourself. There are psychological diagnoses for this but I am not qualified to make a diagnosis. If a person found themselves doing this, I can offer the advice that you seek professional help.

I don't have to be a doctor to know that "never go full retard" is very good advice.
Ask Dio #6: (Hey Darlin Guy)
Posted:Mar 31, 2019 6:06 pm
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2019 10:07 pm

Hey Darlin Dio,

....Greetings and Salutations from the President and CEO of The Transgressor's Club.... of which you are cordially invited to become a member of the Flock ... a flocker, if you will .... gonna make this short and oh so sweet ... I been up for almost 96 hours straight leaving comments on every blog post since 1996 ... 25,436,867.... hard to cum up with something original on each one .... but if anyone could do it, you know me... swing on by and check 'em out for yourself...... gonna leave one on yours if you post this ..... oh, and respond back.... I've noticed on most of the blogs where I leave a comment, I don't get a response back ... the bloggers respond to comments above and below mine but not the ones I make ..... pretty sure it's a sight glitch .... couldn't be me, I mean, look at me .... anyhoo, let me know.... we male bloggers need to stick together ya know ......

Sinfully Yours, backdoor13

Post Script; if you have a spare minute, swing by my blog and say high
Ode to Joie
Posted:Dec 27, 2018 7:11 pm
Last Updated:Jul 14, 2019 8:48 pm

I shall not miss a wee Irish lass
You know the one, so proud of an ass
The teacher who recently dismissed the class
Casting stones of aspersions inside a house of glass.

I shall not miss a head of red
There are a few who tears will shed
Ding dong, when the Queen has fled
Joie in Blogland will be widespread.

I shall not miss the pics so flawed
Over and over again, isn’t that odd?
Comments that consistently laud
I don’t know, it seems like fraud.

I shall not miss a vocal dub
Caterwauling in a local pub
I fully expect a blogger’s snub
From members of a JoieBoi Club

I shall not miss the use of shall
Maybe a dialect of locale?
I don’t know a rationale
But never again shall I type shall.

Alas, the chance that she will go
About the same as Florida snow
We will soon see, we will know
Sure as Santa’s ho ho ho.
Ask Dio #5 (I Thought I Met the Woman of My Dreams)
Posted:Dec 1, 2018 6:00 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:56 pm

Dear Dio,

I recently met a woman on this site and we really hit it off. She posts a lot of revealing photos of herself on her blog and I fell in love with her. Or at least I thought I had. She came out for a "visit", if you know what I mean, a few days ago and now I'm having my doubts. I fell in love with the woman in the pictures, not the woman that got off the plane. Her photos are really subdued, blurry almost. In real life, her features are sharper, more detailed and not at all attractive to me. The camera is visible in some of the mirror shots she takes and it looks like a really nice one. Big lens and lots of dials and knobs. I think equipment malfunction can be ruled out as she says she takes it everywhere she goes so she obviously knows how to use it because all the other pictures she takes of mundane subjects are out of focus too. She says it's the desired effect. I want the woman in the pictures online, not the one I see in front of me, what can I do?


Dear ExPat2,

If you want the woman we're going to have to rule out a few things. First of all, and I know it's not the most important, but how is her health? Do her hands shake a lot? Can she pick up a hot cup of coffee with one hand without making a mess? When she wipes it up after spilling it all over the table, chair and floor, what speed is her dabbing motion? A severe hand shaking condition could be a reason for the blurry pictures and is not necessarily a valid reason to kick her to the curb. Grandpa Dio said that Mrs. Berkowitz in room 89 at the home gave the best hand jobs. Ever. Now if her head shakes uncontrollably and she still has her natural teeth, bid her adieu. Mr. Berkowitz bled to death a few weeks earlier.

You mentioned that she had a nice camera, lots of knobs and dials. Some women don't know how to work one knob, much less two or three. Trust me. Then when you throw in a bunch of dials, confusion may ensue. I suggest trying to find a cheap point and shoot camera at a thrift shop or something for her. One that has a single button. Women have no trouble with vacuum cleaners or mixers that just have a single switch so that may rule out equipment failure.

Wait, you want a fuzzy real life woman. Sorry, I misunderstood your dilemma. Do you have a drinking problem? Have you ever heard of beer googles? If you love her and you don't have a drinking problem, get one. And do it drunken doggie just to make sure she's the woman you think she is.

You're welcome,


Ask Dio #4 (Close Sexual Encounters of the Weird Kind)
Posted:Oct 28, 2018 4:36 pm
Last Updated:Jul 1, 2019 9:45 pm

Dear Dio,

I love women. I really love women. I love oral, both giving and receiving, so when a couple is involved, I have no problem sucking a dick with her. I have had a couple of male to male encounters and both times turned out bad. I'm not doing that again. The two previous encounters were both going good until I agreed to a back massage, I mean, who turns down a back massage especially in a male and male encounter. As soon as I turned my back on them, they both went south. It seems like when I give some guys permission to rub my back, it gives them permission to fuck my ass. I kneed the first guy in the balls after I escaped and I threw the second guy off and left when they tried butt fucking me. We're all still friends but the fact that they don't even ask permission, that's just not fucking kosher. Assholes.

I changed my profile from bisexual to straight on here and wrote a blog post informing fellow members on the site my reason for changing my preference. I'm bi-oral, nothing more.

I got a bunch of rude comments as follows:
From a couple: "Looks like you are playing name games with yourself ..."
From a woman: "Okay, you suck dick. That is not considered straight. Straight is straight and any sexual contact man to man is not straight. You are fooling yourself and lying to everyone else."

Is claiming I'm straight when I'm bi-oral lying? I mean, what is the difference between sucking a clit and sucking a dick, except for the fucking size? Am I right?


Dear Rauncho,

Let's try to find some common ground, points of agreement that you and the commentators have. I think we all can agree that you are a cocksucker. The woman stated as much in her first sentence. "Okay, you suck dick." It can be argued that the couple implictly agree with their statement that you are playing name games. And you confessed that you have no problems sucking a dick in a couples encounter.

Now we need to determine if you are a lying cocksucker. The woman stated a clear concise definition that " ... any man to man sexual contact is not straight." She is obviously an astute Daniel Webster fan as I doubt he could have defined the word any more succintly. The esteemed Mr. Webster further defines lying as making untrue statements. So by default, if you are bi-oral, bi-butt or bi-insertion-of-cock-in-any-available-hole and claim to be straight, you are indeed a lying cocksucker by definition.

You didn't give me a complete description of the gentlemen with which you had your encounters but in today's tinderbox of political correctness, if you rejected them because of race, you could be labeled a lying cocksucking racist. Nationality? A lying cocksucking xenophope. You mentioned "kosher", I trust you aren't a lying cocksucking Antisemite. If you rejected them because they were gay, a lying cocksucking homophobe. Which I would think a cocksucking homophobe would be an oxymoron? Readers?

I'll let the readers leave comments with their opinions on the difference between sucking a clit and sucking a dick. I don't even know where to start.

You're welcome.

Ask Dio #2 (Intimacy vs Sex)
Posted:Oct 1, 2018 8:52 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:58 pm

Dear Dio,

I've been IMing a woman on this site. Although I have zero intention of meeting any needs she might have, I thought I'd ask what she was looking for anyway. Before she even allows me to tell her what I'm looking for first, she tells me that she is looking for love and intimacy. Bingo! That's exactly what I'm looking for. Sex. So I tell her that I'm looking for a woman that I can talk to. That's a little white lie, but hey, women like to hear that. Then I tell her intimacy and sex. I know I was repeating myself, but I was just trying to subliminally let her know that sex is the only reason I'm even talking to her. She has the audacity to tell me that she isn't looking for sex here, she can get that anywhere.

What the fuck? Intimacy means sex, doesn't it? Isn't intimacy just a euthanasia for sex?

What say you, Dio?


PS: Just so you know, I've read your other column and I don't engage with people that mock me. I block them. My time is too valuable to deal with vexatious people. I'm a highly paid attorney, I get the opportunity to argue with dumbasses all day long. Pay me first and you can satirize me all you want.

Dear Pink,

Didn't they show you how to use a thesaurus in law school? Fuck yes, intimacy is a euthanasia for sex. Or maybe it's a euphemism. Something like that. I don't know. Anyway, nothing is going to kill your boner faster than her yapping in your ear about her hopes and dreams.

You think this woman is going to worry about your blue balls first if she didn't have the decency to let you tell her what you were looking for first? I'm telling you, she's not worth the trouble. She's going to expect you to spend hours kissing and all that shit. Foreplay, I think they call it, to get her needs met first when she could just do you first in a couple of minutes and be done. I'm telling you, she's selfish and self-serving.

Next it'll be long walks along the beach, watching the sunset. That time could be better spent with her blowing you early enough in the evening to make it in time for the card game with the guys.

You're going to do what you want to do. In the event you do decide to go forward with her, I assume she cooks, doesn't she? Show up for dinner, eat, bang her, let her prattle a few minutes, tell her you don't feel good and bail. Don't help with the dishes, she'll want to talk. You might miss a hand or two, no big deal. Beats an hour or two of being bored out of your gourd listening to her drone on and on about shit you don't care about.

You're a smart guy, you'll figure something out. That over-priced education will pay for itself.

You're welcome.

Dio --

PS: My fee for answering your question is exactly the same amount that you charge me. We're square.
Ask Dio #1 (Profile Names)
Posted:Sep 23, 2018 1:23 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:58 pm

Dear Dio,

For woman looking at profiles does the "name" being used in a profile sway an opinion right from the get go, like a first impression type of thing? If the "name" used sounds dirty, crude or offensive has that person messed up their chances on here? Would names like DandyDan or DaiseyDave sound more pleasant and attractive?


Dear Fux,

Dude, you're 47 years old and asking a question like that? Don't you read the blogs? Women on this site are consistently wanting to know what men like you are looking for. Your user name is perfect. It burns a memorable vision in the woman's mind as to what exactly you're looking for. It's succinct, almost poetic. It should make a huge impression with the women here. The only negative comment, since most of the women on here are grammar nazis, is that you spelled "Fucks" wrong. You will probably lose a few of the psuedo-intellectuals on that point, but fuck them. They're the ones that would just find something else to bitch about.

No. No. No. DandyDan? DaiseyDave? What are you doing, trolling for queers? Metrosexuals? You'll have a lot more luck with your original name. I think it has a real Alpha male ring to it. And if you can get it by the site censors, I'd post a picture of you in action. Not with a real dog, beastiality laws you know. One of the bowsers you might be able to hook up with. A collar and and a leash would be a nice touch. Maybe a bone in her mouth. Not your bone, a milkbone or something. You seem creative, you'll think of something. I can't do everything for you.

You're welcome.

Dio --


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