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Dio's Private Mailbox
Posted:Sep 23, 2018 3:12 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2020 10:52 pm
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This is a good place for comments, critiques of my blog, general observations or questions. Confidentiality is NOT guaranteed and subject to public shaming at my discretion.

Constructive critique is highly welcomed as I work to improve my writing.

If you have a question for Dio, this is a good place to privately ask and he can answer it anonymously in his column. Don't be shy.

You're welcome.

Dio

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Dio Asks For Advice
Posted:Jan 14, 2020 4:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2020 10:41 pm
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Anyone have a good recipe for boiled bunny?

Or is it Boo-iled bunny up north?

Asking for a bunny boiler I don't know, never met. Never will.

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Dio Gets Religion
Posted:Jan 9, 2020 1:13 pm
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2020 4:45 pm
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She wanted know where I was and what I was doing last night ...




Here's the proof she's demanding!!

Irrefutable evidence!!

Hope I got the date right ....
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Fuck Emily Post
Posted:Jan 6, 2020 7:11 pm
Last Updated:Jan 21, 2020 10:53 pm
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For the longest time I've wondered what to get an exclusive (ex-, current, future-ex) lover for a Christmas / birthday present and today I got some frugally fresh ideas.

Maybe I'll save enough money to get a Gold membership for myself.
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Dio Does His Resolutions
Posted:Jan 1, 2020 11:52 am
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2020 8:03 pm
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I always get confused with New Year's resolutions and April Fool's Day.

So I went back and re-read some of earlier posts to reflect on whether I needed to make any New Year's Fool's Day resolutions. This is what I came up with.

I need to write more positive uplifting posts. (Post memes, they always make a difference in people's lives).

I need to focus less on people's highly visible faults and more on their positive characteristics. (What if they don't have any?)

I need to be less sardonic. (More cynicism, please)

Just because mockery is my best method of character description doesn't mean I shouldn't do it all the time. (Always show your best side.)

I am too argumentative. (No, I'm not.)

I am not nearly as funny as I think I am. (I'll be the judge of that.)

Happy New Year's Fool's Day!!

You're welcome.

Love,
Dio
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What the Fuck, Canada?
Posted:Dec 14, 2019 8:30 am
Last Updated:Jan 19, 2020 9:30 am
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According to the New World Magnetic Model, earth's magnetic north is shifting at an unprecedented rate of 30 miles per year towards Siberia and away from Canada. What the fuck? They can't even hold on to magnetic north for more than a couple thousand years?

And now I see that Americans have the top four Active Blogs (unique responses) slots all locked up.

C'mon Canucks, you've got to step up your game.
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Dio Turns a Leaf ...
Posted:Nov 30, 2019 3:59 pm
Last Updated:Jan 11, 2020 7:00 pm
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We recently celebrated and are in the midst of continuing the celebration of Thanksgiving. A time we are supposed to be grateful for the things we have in our respective lives to be thankful for. In that spirit, I am writing a post that is more upbeat than most. Someone on the site will remind me, of this I am sure, that the title of my blog being “not so fuzzy”, this post is too touchy feely. Sorry to disappoint, I write what is on my mind.

This is an amazing site to blog on. There is a vast assortment of people on here that we have no idea who of they are, what they know or where they work.

There might be a rocket scientist that can blog about anything they want. Now they probably know that their specialized field of expertise isn’t particularly interesting to most of us. Information like that would go right over my head. I know that, so do they. It's supposed to. Instead, they could write a post we could all learn from. I don’t know, maybe the most energy efficient method of cleaning a toilet. A mundane topic to be sure, but it’s something we all have to do at least a couple of times a year. How to save time and energy articles are always interesting to me. When I'm not wasting time and take the time to read one.

That topic might be a tad tedious to someone that cleans toilets for a living because they're an expert commode cleaner. They already know the tricks of the trade. But therein lies the beauty of this site, a janitor can blog about something else they find stimulating. Maybe funny things that happened on their job. I don’t care who you are, everyone enjoys a little bathroom humor now and again.

Another benefit is that anyone can blog about anything even when they know nothing about what they’re blogging about. How many posts have you read written about how to have successful relationships and the writer admits earlier they’ve never had one? Or sexy subjects and confessing celibacy for decades a post or two back? There are hundreds of these intellectual posts on the site to peruse due to the diversity of the membership.

In fact, I’m wasting precious time writing this right now when I could be learning how to clean that toilet quickly and efficiently. Christmas is right around the corner. Seems like I just cleaned it on the Fourth. Time does fly.
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Did I Miss Something?
Posted:Oct 21, 2019 6:30 pm
Last Updated:Jan 7, 2020 11:29 am
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Did the site send out secret decoder rings or something for some of these current posts? Us lowly standards didn't get one?

What the fuck?

I saw one that promised to cross eight literary genres. Something for everyone. So I clicked it. I didn't see eight fucking letters strung together that made any sense.

It's like reading a crossword puzzle. Or a Jumble without the clue.

Just block me already and take me out of my misery. Please.

I'm going crazy trying to solve it.

Fuck.

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Dio's Disclaimer
Posted:Oct 20, 2019 6:33 am
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2020 3:13 pm
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I have been professionally diagnosed with Binary Monogamous-itis.

I have been non-professionally diagnosed as cynical, sarcastic and satirical.

I have Delusions of Grandeur (Do.G) in that I think I write in a humorous manner.

Because of my Do.G, I cannot be held responsible for anything I write.

If anyone makes a comment that I and I alone find offensive, they shall be reported t.o the site administrators and potentially banned from this site.

If anyone makes a blog post and links my post to their post so that their 800+ watchers are exposed to my Do.G condition, I thank them and ask them to please continue.

When I tell you "this is my final piece", it is within my right to comment 906 more times at my discretion.

I reserve the right to have the final word, regardless of how many final words I may have.

My comments on other blogs are so quote-worthy that I have the right to quote myself over and over. And over again.

In light of my Do.G condition:
1) If anyone accuses me of harassment, I shall consider them harassing me
2) If anyone accuses me of bullying, I shall consider them bullying me.

As my profile states, I am 100 years old with advanced dementia (and ED). Any age shaming will be reported.

As my profile also states, I have several substance abus.e issues. Any post you find offensive was probably written while unde.r the influence of something, therefore I am not responsible.

In the event of opposing claims of harassment or bullying, our mental instabilities shall be compared as listed in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 5th Edition,DSM-5. May the most mentally ill person win.

BE WARNED.

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Post Regret? Not So Fast ...
Posted:Oct 19, 2019 12:19 pm
Last Updated:Dec 22, 2019 10:51 am
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I read a post the other day asking the question, have you ever made a blog post that you later regretted? Then later on, a different blogger had a post that he thought the site was circling the drain. One of the commenters on that post stated that she thought it was probably time go through her posts and save the ones that she thought were her best when the site finally does tank.

Damn, I thought, that's a good idea. I have post ideas all over my computer and I can't remember which ones I've posted and which ones are unpublished so far. This would be a good time go through the ones that I have posted and see if there is one that I regret that I wouldn't have to save.

And I found not one that I regretted posting. In fact, an off-site reader gave me the recommendation that the posts should be posted elsewhere. So I created a blog on another site. That site is huge, ten fold bigger than this one. Over thirty percent of all blogs on the internet are over there. It won't be easy garnering attention there, but the potential audience is huge.

But Dio, you ask, what about the terms of here, this site assumes all rights both written and visual material you post? Ha, I don't post pictures so no worries there. And the rights that they retain on my written word? As soon as they change, delete, edit one word of a post they keep the rights to that piece. The piece they edited. The site doesn't change or drop words? Bwahahaha. My new published piece will be intact as written and not liable for any litigation from this site because it is a different piece.

They're fucking themselves by their own TOU's and editing posts so for the time being, I can post here and over there.

So I've got some reading and uploading to do.

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How Hard Could It Be, Really?
Posted:Oct 14, 2019 6:52 pm
Last Updated:Jan 14, 2020 8:36 pm
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I don't know about you but I have to tell you the internet has changed my life, mostly for the better. Especially the videos. You know the ones that show how to do all sorts of things by yourself. I don't know how much money I have saved fixing things on my car that I would have otherwise taken it into the shop to get fixed before the internet.

The gear selector indicator in my truck broke awhile back. I ask myself, how hard could it be, really? I watch a 7:54 minute video on UTube, go on to Fleecebay, order the part and voila, save myself around $200.00. Sweet.

The timer for the sprinkler system in my yard takes a shit a couple of weeks ago. I ask myself, how hard could it be, really? After a 3:57 minute video and a little sweat, the grass is being watered and I'm pretty damn proud of myself for saving $125.00.

This afternoon I get a notice in the mail from the city for TheWife's new cat that needs to be licensed. Six dollars if it's been spayed. $150.00 if it hasn't. How hard could it be, really?

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MILFs in Retirement
Posted:Oct 6, 2019 8:38 pm
Last Updated:Jan 12, 2020 9:08 am
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Retirement is right around the corner for me so I've been looking for investment tips and recommendations online. I found one site called Adult Financia.l Fanatics that has a variety of blogs about investing.

There are quite a few blogs on that site that just post pictures of mone.y . They cal.l it MILF, or Mone.y I'd Like to Find. The pictures consist of stacks of large bills , gold bars, stock certificates, etc in amounts that I know I'll never possess but it's kind of fun to look at. They're all stolen off the internet and not the blogger's real mone.y or so one blogger keeps reminding us.

That one blogger does nothing but complain about the MILF blogs. Says it's not REAL MILF. FAKE she reminds us. She posts pictures of her assets which consists of mostly nickels and dimes but is very proud of the fact that it is REAL MILF. I don't know, she has a point but aren't fantansies supposed to be fantasy? I'd rather fantasize about a stack of bullion bars than a roll of nickels any day but maybe that's just me.

Then there are other bloggers that very clearly don't have any mone.y , never had any and never will have any. But that fact doesn't prohibit them from blogging about how to make mone.y . It's their right to let us know their theories but I don't know how they think that anyone will really take their advice too seriously and frankly, they're not that fun to read.

Other bloggers write posts about how they used to have mone.y , lost it and are looking to regain it. Mostly through the schemes that caused them to lose their mone.y in the first place. Repeating failure through failed prior concepts? Sounds like a winner to .

Or they have some grandiose view of how to make a great return on investment because they deserve it for some reason. They don't have any thing to invest and no real reason as to why they deserve it is given, just hand it to me is their philosophy. Let me know if that works for you and maybe I'll give it a shot.

Honestly, I have yet to read a post that has some valid advice. It's almost as bad as some hookup site giving advice and no one is getting laid.
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Fuck You ... lol
Posted:Sep 29, 2019 9:43 am
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2019 5:10 am
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Why is it that of all the words that this site deletes out of posts it leaves "lol"? Or lmao? Or lmfao? Or lmfaobceipofaqew? (I made that last one up, someone else can figure out what it means). The aforementioned acronyms have their place with text-speak and the constraint of character limitations. Blog posts have no such constraint yet people still use them. Why? I theorize the following inexhaustive reasons:

1) You just wrote a completely nonsensical sentence and are too lazy or too ignorant to go back and do an edit to make sense. "Unfortunately, they had a cornfield meet at the diamond, and both were rewarded with floor time. lol" WTF?

2) What you just wrote isn't funny. You know it isn't funny. Your readers know it isn't funny. Lol miraculously makes it funny. (News flash, it doesn't).

3) What you just wrote is snarky, mean, nasty, cruel, whatever but lol (or jk) makes it all better. It was "just kidding" back when people would actually spell things out . The result is the same with either one. Your readers know you meant what you wrote.

In my opinion, the last one is the most insidious usage. It makes it easy be passive-aggressive with the fewest number of characters. If you're going be passive-aggressive, just do it. Get good at it. Don't be so fucking lazy and let lol do all your work.

Fuck you lol.


This post was inspired by an Ask Dio request. You're welcome. You know how reach me.
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